Writing your CV is the one chance you get to impress when applying for a job. Don’t mess it up by being flippant. These are genuine quotes from CV that were received for various positions:
- “I have lurnt Word 2007 computor and spreasheet progroms.”
- “I am loyal to my employer at all costs…Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.”
- “Reason for leaving last job: they insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn’t work under those conditions.”
- “References: none. I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.”
- “I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”
- “Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.”
You need to have some common sense when filling out your CV.
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November 7th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Funny stuff indeed
though I think …excellent track record … is the best
November 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Yes that is the one that stands out for me! I don’t understand why a person would write this down on a professional document. Leave the personality to shine through later, in my opinion.